We let our imaginations go wild!
When two of Bollywood's most affable actors spar, the outcome is downright ugly.
Something like that has happened to Hrithik Roshan and Kangana Ranaut ever since they began their legal feud over an alleged dated/not dated status quo.
While the reality of their relationship is still fuzzy, the mud-slinging match and regular supply of scandalous evidence is providing more amusement than solution.
We imagined what would happen if the duo did come face to face with a pinch of humour.
It's unlikely we'll see the co-actors of movies like Kites and Krrish 3 together anytime soon -- on screen or off it, but the possibility of it is most tickling.
Okay, that's least likely to happen. Things have gotten way too murky to return to a point of normalcy, forget kiss and make-up.
Pretending the other does not exist? Now, that's more plausible!
Here's how shocked Duggu would probably appear if he ran into an old demon, er, Kangana at a Halloween party.
How to avoid awkward run-ins if you're someone's alleged 'silly ex'? Make silly faces, of course.
The Queen doesn't disappoint in her loathing either -- Kangana putting out her 'Who you?' face.
Or make SOS calls to perfectionist-turned-peacemaker Aamir Khan?
Meanwhile, Hrithik's found the perfect camouflage. Saving face was never this dramatic.
What he really wants to do, if ever he crossed paths with Kangana outside his turf, is catch the first flight home.
The Rangoon heroine isn't in such a tearing hurry.
How about they go the Western way and settle scores once and for all? As exciting as it sounds, um, no.
Or their embarrassing encounter could take an emotional turn if Kangana borrowed a leaf from Datto's book and burst into a 'I might be sentimental but don't get so judgemental' ditty while Hrithik worked his misty doe eyes.
But in Bollywood's disturbingly diplomatic scheme of things, we won't be surprised if they maintained a smiley facade for the world and didn't mince words under their breath.
Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece. Readers are requested to take the content with a pinch of salt.